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{"type":"standard","title":"About Time (The Stranglers album)","displaytitle":"About Time (The Stranglers album)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2821789","titles":{"canonical":"About_Time_(The_Stranglers_album)","normalized":"About Time (The Stranglers album)","display":"About Time (The Stranglers album)"},"pageid":2855094,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Stranglers-about-time.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Stranglers-about-time.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1264165118","tid":"17230d8d-bf1a-11ef-8851-1621008d06b9","timestamp":"2024-12-20T21:33:45Z","description":"1995 studio album by the Stranglers","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/About_Time_(The_Stranglers_album)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/About_Time_(The_Stranglers_album)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/About_Time_(The_Stranglers_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:About_Time_(The_Stranglers_album)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/About_Time_(The_Stranglers_album)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/About_Time_(The_Stranglers_album)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/About_Time_(The_Stranglers_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:About_Time_(The_Stranglers_album)"}},"extract":"About Time is the twelfth studio album from the Stranglers and the second one from the Black, Burnel, Greenfield, Roberts and Ellis line-up. The album was released in 1995 through the When! label. It was co-produced, engineered and mixed by Alan Winstanley, who had worked with the Stranglers on their first four albums. Nigel Kennedy plays electric violin on \"Face\", and a string-quartet is used on three of the eleven tracks.","extract_html":"
About Time is the twelfth studio album from the Stranglers and the second one from the Black, Burnel, Greenfield, Roberts and Ellis line-up. The album was released in 1995 through the When! label. It was co-produced, engineered and mixed by Alan Winstanley, who had worked with the Stranglers on their first four albums. Nigel Kennedy plays electric violin on \"Face\", and a string-quartet is used on three of the eleven tracks.
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{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}
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