{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?","punchline":"Because he is 2 square.","id":337}
{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do the trees get on the internet?","punchline":"They log on.","id":120}
{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is the least spoken language in the world?","punchline":"Sign Language","id":247}
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