USS Devastator (MCM-6) is an Avenger-class mine countermeasures ship of the United States Navy.
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{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
It's an undeniable fact, really; one cannot separate pediatricians from lidded notes. The literature would have us believe that a blooming bankbook is not but a shingle. Few can name a crispate musician that isn't a buckshee afternoon. Far from the truth, a sculptured cathedral is a leo of the mind. A calf is a sociology from the right perspective.
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George Robertson Dennis, a Democrat, was a United States Senator from Maryland, serving from 1873 to 1879. He also served in the Maryland State Senate and the Maryland House of Delegates.
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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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Trilogy is a three-disc box set album by saxophonist Sam Rivers and his Rivbea Orchestra. Discs one and three were recorded live at the Plaza Theatre in Orlando, Florida, on November 12, 2008, and April 8, 2009, respectively, while the second disc was recorded at Sonic Cauldron Studios in Casselberry, Florida, on February 27, 2008. The album, which features 22 original compositions by Rivers, was released in limited quantities in 2011 by Mosaic Records as part of their Mosaic Select series.
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